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rsskylight04 04-17-2014 11:13 AM

Jokes
 
I hope you all will post your favorite joke here. Keep it clean!

My favorite joke is by the late great Rodney Dangerfield:

I get no respect see, no respect at all. I try to meet women; they give me no respect! This one woman I was trying to see would never let me come over to her house. I kept calling, kept calling. So finaly she says, " come over, there's nobody home". I went over... there was nobody home! No respect I tell you.

Sylverclaws 04-17-2014 01:41 PM

Ah, Dangerfield quotes. Gotta love 'em.

You know, I don't know if I have one. One I do have is from Cid in the Final Fantasy VII game, but it has curses in it so it probably would be bad...(any of you who played the game and know Cid...probably know the tea quote).

But I was watching Royal Pains last night and heard a kinda funny one. Jill asked "What do you think of pizza and a shower?" And Hank said "I think the pizza will get soggy." :3

Romad 04-17-2014 01:41 PM

Which day do fish hate?


Fryday :)


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