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post #631 of 1285 Old 08-05-2009, 10:00 PM
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Sweet AND smart?? Boy, do I have you fooled.
I'd offer to help you but before I do I need to know what exactly what you plan on doing with Carmen and her evil villians once you catch them??
Well that depends, is carmen pretty? what about her evil villians?
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post #632 of 1285 Old 08-06-2009, 12:30 AM
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Carmen is beautiful. She's the lead singer in a jazz band of her own making. Her wild & evil ways have turned frogs, ducks, kittens & a cow into practiced musicians and she's using them to amass her fortune. Her concerts are sold out, her calendar is booked into the year 2011. Her evil villains have been lulled into complacency by the fame this success has brought so they are now of no consequence. How do you plan on stopping her before we are all doomed to hear jazz for the rest of our lives?

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post #633 of 1285 Old 08-06-2009, 07:39 AM
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Carmen is beautiful. She's the lead singer in a jazz band of her own making. Her wild & evil ways have turned frogs, ducks, kittens & a cow into practiced musicians and she's using them to amass her fortune. Her concerts are sold out, her calendar is booked into the year 2011. Her evil villains have been lulled into complacency by the fame this success has brought so they are now of no consequence. How do you plan on stopping her before we are all doomed to hear jazz for the rest of our lives?
When I catch her, I will tie her up and put her in my boat and bring her to a small island. Then I'm going to release her, knowing that she can't get very far and that's when I go back to the boat and get my guitar and seduce her with soft rock and country music. After a while, she will totally forget about jazz. Well?? Do you think it will work???

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post #634 of 1285 Old 08-06-2009, 11:43 AM
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Wow. That's a great plan!! What kind of boat and what island? Can I trade places with Carmen???

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post #635 of 1285 Old 08-11-2009, 11:25 PM
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Wow. That's a great plan!! What kind of boat and what island? Can I trade places with Carmen???
A 21 foot bowrider and it's an island on lake candlewood in CT. Do you look like Carmen? It might be too long of a boat ride to come and pick you up, wouldn't it? Don't you think I should ask my fiance ?
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post #636 of 1285 Old 08-18-2009, 01:32 PM
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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post #637 of 1285 Old 08-18-2009, 06:05 PM
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Doesn't red and blue make purple?

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post #638 of 1285 Old 08-19-2009, 08:20 AM
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?



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post #639 of 1285 Old 08-22-2009, 09:47 AM
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Was that funny?

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post #640 of 1285 Old 08-24-2009, 07:17 AM
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Did anyone give a definitive answer to the milking duck question?
Oh, I know, I know! Don't you have to do it on a chicken farm?



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