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post #1 of 3 Old 04-17-2014, 11:13 AM Thread Starter
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I hope you all will post your favorite joke here. Keep it clean!

My favorite joke is by the late great Rodney Dangerfield:

I get no respect see, no respect at all. I try to meet women; they give me no respect! This one woman I was trying to see would never let me come over to her house. I kept calling, kept calling. So finaly she says, " come over, there's nobody home". I went over... there was nobody home! No respect I tell you.

"Be the change you want to see in the world."
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post #2 of 3 Old 04-17-2014, 01:41 PM
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Ah, Dangerfield quotes. Gotta love 'em.

You know, I don't know if I have one. One I do have is from Cid in the Final Fantasy VII game, but it has curses in it so it probably would be bad...(any of you who played the game and know Cid...probably know the tea quote).

But I was watching Royal Pains last night and heard a kinda funny one. Jill asked "What do you think of pizza and a shower?" And Hank said "I think the pizza will get soggy." :3

Turning on the Aquarium lamp in the morning is MY cup of coffee.

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post #3 of 3 Old 04-17-2014, 01:41 PM
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday :)

Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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