Tell your bad jokes that you've heard or said that killed the moment.
I'm so hungry, i could just eat myself
I dont know if this is a joke or not, my friend said it was the most clever thing I have ever said. :dunno:
I was at the tool cabinet today, and a couple boys were looking for a socket, so the one looks at me and said "I have the right one" and I asked him if he had "the left one". Haha it was meant as a joke.
Edit: It didnt kill the moment, but its still a bad joke :P
I dunno. Morale has gotten so bad at work, seems like every joke is in bad taste. :shock:
dunno who said it first but my friend told me that one before lunch. He knew it was a bad joke though.
a bad joke eh?
how about the aquatics sections at large chain petstores?
I got loads but they'd all get me banned....
This 1 isn't too bad ( i hope) but tends to result in a slightly uncomfortable silence...
Whats the difference between a can of Guiness and a corpse?
I don't keep my Guiness in the fridge...
Musho would be more than happy about this.:wink2: Look at his sig.:lol:
A bad one
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are foghorns made out of?
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