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musho3210 03-24-2007 08:31 PM

Bad Jokes
 
Tell your bad jokes that you've heard or said that killed the moment.

I'm so hungry, i could just eat myself

GalaxyGirl 03-24-2007 10:01 PM

I dont know if this is a joke or not, my friend said it was the most clever thing I have ever said. :dunno:

I was at the tool cabinet today, and a couple boys were looking for a socket, so the one looks at me and said "I have the right one" and I asked him if he had "the left one". Haha it was meant as a joke.

Edit: It didnt kill the moment, but its still a bad joke :P

leifthebunny 03-24-2007 11:19 PM

I dunno. Morale has gotten so bad at work, seems like every joke is in bad taste. :shock:

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I'm so hungry, i could just eat myself
Wasn't that a Gilda Radner skit from SNL? :D

musho3210 03-25-2007 02:21 AM

dunno who said it first but my friend told me that one before lunch. He knew it was a bad joke though.

The Dude 03-25-2007 06:37 AM

a bad joke eh?

how about the aquatics sections at large chain petstores?

-germ- 03-25-2007 07:36 AM

Ugh.... Tempting
I got loads but they'd all get me banned....

This 1 isn't too bad ( i hope) but tends to result in a slightly uncomfortable silence...

Whats the difference between a can of Guiness and a corpse?

I don't keep my Guiness in the fridge...

Lupin 03-26-2007 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by The Dude
a bad joke eh?

how about the aquatics sections at large chain petstores?

:bluelaugh: Quite a bad joke for the proprietors of the pet chain stores.:checkedout:

Musho would be more than happy about this.:wink2: Look at his sig.:lol:

musho3210 03-26-2007 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dude
a bad joke eh?

how about the aquatics sections at large chain petstores?

:bluelaugh: Quite a bad joke for the proprietors of the pet chain stores.:checkedout:

Musho would be more than happy about this.:wink2: Look at his sig.:lol:

good point :D

A bad one

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are foghorns made out of?


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