joke for today.
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
£1,950,000' for it.
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 1,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra
150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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LOL, I love that one.
haha i saw it coming
Tee hee- thanks willow :D
That was quite humorous!!! :lol: The husband and I got a good chuckle. Thanks.
cool glad you guys like it. :)
OH has asked me to keep hold of it,so he can use it the next time
he's at the golf club. lol
Haha. That one's pretty good.
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