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miagrrl 02-27-2008 10:15 PM

Fish jokes!
 
on fridays at work, we do a little thing called "joke fridays" where we all tell jokes. in the spirit of joke fridays.....

a little boy was seen by a neighbor digging a hole in his garden. Curious, the neighbor said "what are you doing timmy?"

the little boy tearfully said "my goldfish died, i am burying him."

the neighbor said "thats a really big hole for a small goldfish!"

little timmy replied; "that's becuse he's inside your cat."

hahaha! now its your turn.....

willow 02-28-2008 03:00 PM

a shark comes across an octopuss with a broken tenticle,
he offers to take the octopuss to the hospital,so the octopuss
jumps on the sharks back,on their journey the shark was
contemplating a nice meal the he had secured on his back,
when he saw a big shadow come over him.
He looked up to see a killer whale then he said,oh hello whale
here's that sick squid i owe you.


trut me it's better than the first one i posted and deleated.
:demented:

Amphitrite 02-28-2008 03:15 PM

Yep, it is much better!! :wink:


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