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post #1 of 7 Old 01-29-2008, 08:48 PM Thread Starter
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The rich blonde....

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?' The blonde replies.....'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'

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post #2 of 7 Old 01-30-2008, 04:23 AM
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Fantastic!!

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post #3 of 7 Old 01-30-2008, 04:34 AM
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Absoutely brilliant!
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post #4 of 7 Old 01-30-2008, 04:59 AM
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Nice one, Lone.

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post #5 of 7 Old 01-30-2008, 05:51 AM
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Hah! Nice. But given the outcome of 99.9% of all other jokes with the word "blonde" in the title (or opening line), I wonder what the real punchline of the joke is????

A Smart Blonde??

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post #6 of 7 Old 01-31-2008, 12:50 PM
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Well, this one just tells the truth about us - blondes
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post #7 of 7 Old 01-31-2008, 01:36 PM
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That one is just too funny. Shows that even a blonde can outwit a bank.
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