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Old 06-22-2008, 06:04 AM   #1
 
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joke for today.

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '39,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
1,950,000' for it.

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 1,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra
150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

He-he!!
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:10 AM   #2
 
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:45 AM   #3
 
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LOL, I love that one.
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:28 AM   #4
 
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haha i saw it coming
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:00 AM   #5
 
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Tee hee- thanks willow :D
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:12 AM   #6
 
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That was quite humorous!!! The husband and I got a good chuckle. Thanks.
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Old 06-22-2008, 12:43 PM   #7
 
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cool glad you guys like it. :)
OH has asked me to keep hold of it,so he can use it the next time
he's at the golf club. lol
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:47 PM   #8
 
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Haha. That one's pretty good.
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