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Old 12-03-2006, 09:50 PM   #1
 
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Disclaimer: I do hope no one said anything like those below.

A: I used to snore so loud I'd wake myself up, but I solved the problem.
B: How did you do that?
A: I sleep in the next room.

A: They say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
B: Why stop there? An onion a day keeps everyone away.

A: Don't you, fellows, think that I sing with feelings?
B: No. And if you had any, you wouldn't sing.

A: What is your weight?
B: Gee..I don't know.
A: Ok. Let's start from your weight in the beginning.
B: Ok. About 7 pounds and 5 ounces.


A: I'm chilled to the bone
B: Then why don't you put a hat on?
*Think bonehead(No bones in your body. In fact, all your bones are in the head. ).

A: B, why does that man wear his hair so long?
B: So he can create the impression that his mind is fertile.
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:18 AM   #2
 
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lol....dont get the bonehead one...we have bones all throughout our body... 8)
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:23 AM   #3
 
Haha, rather funny! :)
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Old 12-04-2006, 10:25 AM   #4
 
This isn't a conversation joke, but a friend just sent this one and I thought it was pretty funny:

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts, and sandals. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually. Then, she passed on by. They were both stunned.. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you saw them. Once again in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at each of them. She said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady." "Yes, Father?," she said. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?" "Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:09 PM   #5
 
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LMAO!! GOOD ONE!!

mwahahahahaha
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:10 PM   #6
 
lol nice dp.
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