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post #1 of 8 Old 03-24-2007, 08:31 PM Thread Starter
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Tell your bad jokes that you've heard or said that killed the moment.

I'm so hungry, i could just eat myself
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post #2 of 8 Old 03-24-2007, 10:01 PM
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I dont know if this is a joke or not, my friend said it was the most clever thing I have ever said.

I was at the tool cabinet today, and a couple boys were looking for a socket, so the one looks at me and said "I have the right one" and I asked him if he had "the left one". Haha it was meant as a joke.

Edit: It didnt kill the moment, but its still a bad joke :P

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post #3 of 8 Old 03-24-2007, 11:19 PM
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I dunno. Morale has gotten so bad at work, seems like every joke is in bad taste.

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Wasn't that a Gilda Radner skit from SNL? :D
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post #4 of 8 Old 03-25-2007, 02:21 AM Thread Starter
dunno who said it first but my friend told me that one before lunch. He knew it was a bad joke though.
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post #5 of 8 Old 03-25-2007, 06:37 AM
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a bad joke eh?

how about the aquatics sections at large chain petstores?
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post #6 of 8 Old 03-25-2007, 07:36 AM
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Ugh.... Tempting
I got loads but they'd all get me banned....

This 1 isn't too bad ( i hope) but tends to result in a slightly uncomfortable silence...

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I don't keep my Guiness in the fridge...

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post #7 of 8 Old 03-26-2007, 03:10 AM
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a bad joke eh?

how about the aquatics sections at large chain petstores?
Quite a bad joke for the proprietors of the pet chain stores.

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post #8 of 8 Old 03-26-2007, 04:27 PM Thread Starter
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a bad joke eh?

how about the aquatics sections at large chain petstores?
Quite a bad joke for the proprietors of the pet chain stores.

Musho would be more than happy about this. Look at his sig.
good point :D

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