Bad Jokes

musho3210

Tell your bad jokes that you've heard or said that killed the moment.

I'm so hungry, i could just eat myself

GalaxyGirl

I dont know if this is a joke or not, my friend said it was the most clever thing I have ever said.

I was at the tool cabinet today, and a couple boys were looking for a socket, so the one looks at me and said "I have the right one" and I asked him if he had "the left one". Haha it was meant as a joke.

Edit: It didnt kill the moment, but its still a bad joke :P

leifthebunny

I dunno. Morale has gotten so bad at work, seems like every joke is in bad taste.

Wasn't that a Gilda Radner skit from SNL? :D

musho3210

dunno who said it first but my friend told me that one before lunch. He knew it was a bad joke though.

The Dude

a bad joke eh?

how about the aquatics sections at large chain petstores?

-germ-

Ugh.... Tempting
I got loads but they'd all get me banned....

This 1 isn't too bad ( i hope) but tends to result in a slightly uncomfortable silence...

Whats the difference between a can of Guiness and a corpse?

I don't keep my Guiness in the fridge...

Lupin

Quite a bad joke for the proprietors of the pet chain stores.

Musho would be more than happy about this. Look at his sig.

musho3210

good point :D

A bad one

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are foghorns made out of?