I like Duckweed. And Wash. . .cuz' he's amazing like Johnathan, though Sheldon's somewhat less so. . . and sometimes you DO
get stuck on moons for weeks straight, just have to pass the time. . .
sound like magic, because - simply put - IT IS
. Most especially high on the magical tape list is Duct tape (as opposed to the masking variety). Duct tape makes me think of quacking, and my kids always tell me that I have lots of 'little quacks' on my arms after I've been doing my water changes. Little quacks are, in fact, duckweed. And guess what? It is *ALSO* magic. If it wasn't, you wouldn't have any problems banishing it! Duckweed. . . not that serious. Of course, I haven't tried getting rid of it yet, either. . . Say? Ya got any grapes?
I do think you've misjudged your crypts, though. They're awesome and smart, yes. But they don't fear you, they're arrogant, not frightened. . . stop trying to shove them around! They'll win the battle every time (glad they've decided to give you another chance) You've got it all backward, I think. . .
Do we still get to be friends? ;)