I love you guys. . .you can talk about dentists all you want (though I'm not entirely sure why you want to *shudders*). . . this thread has never
stayed on topic for longer than a minute - so *technically* off topic IS
on topic here. Or something like that. . . and besides, I have this terrible habit of bringing ANY
conversation I have with anyone back to fish sooner or later. It's like my superpower. Ask my husband - it drives him crazy! ^__^
I remember a thread a while back where we were debating what effect the fluoride in our tap water could potentially have on fish. Dentists are notorious pushers of fluoride. . . I figure that this applies to Becoming in that my tiny Tetra prolly have VERY
white teeth by now. And strong. Which is a GOOD thing, cuz' everyone
knows that jellybeans are terrible
for teeth. All that sugar. . . I'd really hate to have to bring them
in to have their tiny cavities filled. There are 18 of them, and not one with dental coverage. . .
Urg! Seriously guys? Broken fillings, child abuse, and. . . the worst pain a grown man has ever experienced. . .you're making my teeth hurt. Again. . .but this time it isn't
'cuz you're sweet (in retrospect I
was the one who accidentally switched the subject to dentistry. But I'll blame John) Dentists must be evil villains! The 6 month checkup is obviously pivotal in their diabolical plot for world domination - he who controls the teeth, controls the universe! THEY MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS!
?! Resistance is futile! On the brighter side of things, a world run by dentist might not be SO
bad. As long as they plan to subjugate my will using that lovely
elephant nose mask thingie . . . I mean, it could
be worse. That gas tickles my brain, makes me not care . . . floaty tingles. Also? Elephant noses are FISH! So we're back on topic. *nods*
Speaking of fish + dentistry. . . remember the dentist scene from Nemo?
Wait... you guys probably don't
want to watch that. I just remembered how AWFUL
NOW my teeth hurt even more. . . but I'm terrified go to the dentist now, so I don't know what
to do. . . I take that first part back. You are hereby FORBIDDEN
to mention dentistry on this thread ever again. Period. For a million years.
Fish. I like
fish. . . fish are good, and don't drill into my head with metal and stuff. Typically they tend to stay out of quests for world domination, too. Wonderful things, fish. . .
Originally Posted by jentralala
I will continue to wait patiently (again, kind of) for the next installment of Becoming, the longest book in all the world.
You're the cutest, Jen - this one made me laugh out loud. Thank you for your continued patience. If I ever decide to publish *giggle* promise me that you'll be the one to write the forward?