Ok, so at school today we got an assignment to do a commercial for a product or service that has a mythological reference. We're doing Poseidon Diving Lessons. The plan is (right now) to get a diver decoration and do a separate voice, so for the part with my aquarium we'll say "See amazing fish!" (close up of my fish doing nothing), then a close up of the diver and say "I learned to dive at Poseidon Diving!". Then there'll be another person - clay is what I'm thinking - and it will say "I didn't!" and he will get stabbed through with a trident (
Horrible thing to do to an innocent clay person, I know). The trident will also probably be clay. Or else, the diver will have a needle in its hands (or harpoon gun) attached to a string. After the clay person says "I didn't!" we'll pull the string and the needle will shoot out like a harpoon, and go through the little innocent clay man
(we're just evil to little clay people
). If we do that, there will be a ketchup packet inside the clay person to simulate blood
(that will NOT be taking place in my aquarium!!! maybe the little goldfish bowl I don't use). So will clay poison my water and we have to think of something else, or can we do it?