Awesome post Hawkin!!!
Hypothetically, in case this ever happens to anyone in real life
bring it back tot he LSF you got it from - hypothetically- and tell them they advised you on the wrong size fish for the wrong tank and that these are too large for a 32g and need a ~80g tank- hypothetically- nicly ask them to exchange it for something else that fits your tank...just all - hypothetically- of cause
Otherwise offer it to folks here in the Classifieds or aquabit or any kinda local free paper you can put add's into....just all - hypothetically- of cause