Monday at 8 am it was discovered a resident missing of start-up aquarium, Described as small angle fish color silver.
9am missing resident discovered in filter up-take tube the angle fish is now a victim. No visible clues at scene.
Tuesday 7:45am another missing resident of start-up aquarium identified as sister of yesterdayís tragic loss also found in filter up-take tube. This is disturbing it appears a serial attacker is operating in start-up aquarium.
Have lead to possible perpetrator described as shifty-eyed, low brow and possibly has small brain. If seen report immediately do not approach may be dangerous.
Wednesday 10am attacker strikes again third victim discovered in filter up-take tube.
Donít know what to do called mr. s homles.
After mr. s homles arrives itís determined two possibilities, there is something wrong with start-up aquarium water or some insidious act by a vicarious observer.
While interviewing local observers mr. s homles made further inquires of shifty-eyed observer who goes by the name of pop
pop: I didnít do it its not my fault
mr.s homles: did you check start-up aquarium ph or nitrogen cycle DID YOU CYCLE THE AQUARIUM?
pop: no, no, no, I am innocent I did nothing.
mr.s homles: what did you do on the proceeding Sunday:
pop: I released the current residents in the start-up aquarium and gave them some food. everthing looked ok
mr. s homles: did you make any changes to the residences of the victims?
pop: no, no, no, I am innocent I did nothing
mr. s homles: your role is that of an observer what did you see?
pop: I am innocent I did nothing, wait a minute I did see something, it was Sunday evening and I noticed the larger Pearl Gourami having issues with the smaller one and naturally I wanted to protect the smaller gourami
mr. s homles: WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!! YOU COMMITTED THESE HORRIBLE CRIMES
pop: I canít take it anymore yes! Yes! YES!! I AM GUILTY
I didnít mean to do it it was an accident have mercy on me all I did was lower the waterís temp from 79 to 74 degrees
mr. s homles: WHY
pop: I thought lowering the water temp would result in less territorial aggression from the larger male gourami, I didnít know I would start these terrible events in motion. I raised the water temp back to 79 degrees and ended the slaughter of start-up aquarium though I lost the small gourami too.
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